Post by Steve on Jul 7, 2016 22:23:23 GMT
While everyone is out playing hoh, and talking and scheming. I figured I'll show you a day in the life of Steve in the house.
7 AM
I woke up at around 7AM. Walking around the house, everyone else seemed to already be up. I said goodmorning to Naeha but she ignored me. Maybe I should her make her a cake? Wait- no, i can't cook. I'll make her a crown. She can be Queen Naeha, Leader of the Evictions. No. Definitely don't say that to her, that's probably too soon. I went to the bathroom to take a shower but Howard stunk up the entire area so maybe I will later.
9 AM
I went to the kitchen to eat breakfast. Just some simple cereal and milk. I was about to start eating but then Liz and Kelsey started battle rapping each other and I lost my appetite. The backyard's off limits right now, so I'll go lay down in the living room.
12 PM
"STEVE. WAKE UP." Did I just fall asleep? Dammit. I woke up and went back to the kitchen, but everyone there is laughing at me. I don't understand. I'm not saying anything, or doing anything. They're just laughing. I looked in a mirror to see if I had some messy bed head or something. Oh no. Oh no no no no. Somebody drew a dong on my face. A giant dong. Who would draw a dong on my face? That's rude- Is this permanent? A permanent dong? Oh come on. I asked everyone who drew it, Naeha and Becky raised their hand. I asked them why and they said they randomized it and i lost.
3PM
I guess I could go have a conversation with James now.
3:01 PM
Done with that.
6PM
Cassandra, Arlie and Shelli made a new game for the house. It's like basketball, but with pots and pans. I tried to make a joke that they should call it Pansball. Cassandra said I was a Pansball. I think that's an insult. I'm not sure
9PM
I still can't get the dong off. Howard keeps making genitalia related jokes towards me. I asked him to help me get it off, he said I should be able to handle it, then stating that probably isn't the first wang I've had on my face. Everyone laughed at that joke, but not at Pansball. That's a shame.
11PM
Finally I can go get some sleep. Lights are off in the RnF house. I'm currently cuddling a pillow and falling into a soft slumber. Cassandra crawls into my bed too. Why? Is this a date? I'm not ready for a date, I'm already cuddling this pillow. I can't ditch this pillow because now all of the sudden Cass wants to have an 11PM date with me. I lay quietly for a few moments, trying to compose myself. Finally I whispered hi to her. She told me to shut the fuck up, she was trying to sleep. I thought that was the end of the conversation, but then she asked me to get out of the bed so she could sprawl out... So now I'm cuddling with James. Cass took the pillow so- I'm cuddling with James. Hopefully I wake up before he does, otherwise this could get really awkward.
