Post by Steve on Jun 21, 2016 2:37:03 GMT
R.I.P. Nicholas Paquette
Whenever the Fuck he was Born - Last week sometime, probably.
Nick was born somewhere in Nova Scotia probably, and he lived a long life full of happiness, love, regret, and the insatiable urge to go jet skiing off the top of mountains. That's why whenever we heard the news that Nick hasn't been online for a week, didn't do hoh and couldn't complete the previous POV. It made us all realize, poor Nick died from a heart attack during the maze. It was really stressful and it must have got to him. It's been a challenge living in this house with a dead body laying out in the backyard, but it's a challenge we live with. Cassandra made everyone nose plugs so I think we'll be alright. There has been rumors that he may come back as a zombie and return to life, and because we miss the lil guy we hope it happens. Just know that we will have to tie you up. We're accepting of zombies, but we don't want you turning all of us into zombies too.
Please everybody, take a moment to remember your best moment with Nick. Maybe it was when he say hey to you, or talked about your feelings, or straight up stripped for you and taught you what a real man was like (that was a dark night, and given the recent circumstances, i don't regret a second of it).
May Nicky "The Tricky Dicky" Paquette Rest in Peace.
If any of you have any remarks you would like to say on his behalf, please comment below. If Nick comes back to life and joins the game again, please don't try to eat us. I've seen Shaun of the Dead, I will take you out.
EDIT: If you would like to compensate me for the four minutes it took me to write this. I accept Amazon gift cards, giant hugs, and often just a look of approval from a great distance away.
