The List (feat. A Boot)

[Steve]

So because i still remember how woefully horrible not having a bootlist was the last time i played this, let's knock this out now before i forget.

I guess in order of who i'd like to keep to who needs to gtfo

1. Liz
2. Becky
3. Shelli
4. Cassandra
5. Plank (partially because i think a final 2 with him would be amazing because i'm imagining his final speech being like three sentences long)
6. Howard
7. Nick
8. Kelsey
9. Arlie
10. Libra
11. Naya Rivera
12. Sam
13. Kathy
14. Ole' Coal Miner Joshypoo
15. Ramsey the Rapscallion

[Steve]

I should probably update this. Decided that I will blend this in with my current impressions of them because it'd be a waste of Internet Space to create two different threads. I've been making an effort to make my erratic behavior be a part of my gameplay. (AKA. I've been building up this fake bromance with Nick for the past week, because when it comes down to Naeha vs. Nick for final noms because Howard's gonna veto Liz, I need a reason to keep Nick because Naeha has pointed out that she really likes talking to me. To suddenly be against her would be suspicious as fuck. If I'm making obituaries and talking to everyone about how Nick is my hombre, it's easier to pull off).

Anyway, For this bootlist, I'm gonna cut the cute-sy stuff, with the nicknames and funny worldplay, and just keep it simple. 

1. Howard
2. Liz
3. Becky (she keeps dropping every week. Such a low score on POV. Almost like she didn't want to choose between one alliance and another. I wrote her a huge paragraph saying how i was still on her side which I mostly am. I rank Howard above her, but it would be stupid to spill about Steve's Angels. I need Becky to win hoh and see what she does before I could fully trust her. Am I a hyprocrite? Absolutely.)
4. Shelli
5. James (I don't care about him at all except for what he could do for me in the current week. I feel bad about that, but there's nothing substantial he can offer me. I asked him for a story AGAIN today. He straight up avoided the question.)
6. Arlie
7. Kelsey (Wouldn't nominate me unless she had to. Which given the circumstances, won't be too long.)
8. Nick the Dick (come the fuck online, man. i'm trying to start a faux bromance with you)
9. Libra
10. Naeha
11. Cassandra
12. Kathy (I don't trust you. At all. My one sided hatred of you will continue. You have the face of a horse, and the hair of "I would like to speak to your manager")

[Steve]

1. Liz
2. Howard
3. Shelli
4. James
5. Naeha
6. Becky
7. Arlie
8. Cassandra
9. Kelsey
10. Kathy

[Steve]

1. Howard. for obvious reasons. Either he's been the only one who's 100% had my back, or he's the best liar in the house, either way. Top of my list.

2. Kelsey. I have no reason to trust her, but also no reason to distrust her more than another person. She's clear with her intentions.

3. Arlie. I keep casually asking about him being close with Becky and he keeps denying it. He's shady, but probably not as shady as me.

4. Shelli. She always seems to want to work with me, but never wants to listen to what I have to say. She's looking for yes men, and if I see something stupid, I try to point it out. Regardless of what she tells everyone, she's playing the game for herself, and couldn't give 0 fucks about the other players

5. Becky. Puts up a "omg hi boo" face when she wants something, and a "I don't even know :/" when I ask her something game related

6. James. I'm trying really hard to like him. I am.

7. Cassandra. If she was a batman villain, she would be two face

8. Kathy. Me and her talked a bit more this week, and we made a "if one of us win HOH, let's not nom each other" deal, which lets be honest, i blatantly lied all week for my HOH, I have no problem lying now and saying I wouldn't nominate her if it increases my chances of not being nominated. I like her, but she's too good of a player to keep around. Kelseys on that same block too, but more people are going after Kelsey than Kathy.